cock lock...

Sunday was awesome...went to look at the Casa Rosanna and of course Izzy& I danced round the PLaza del Mayo singing don´t cry for me Argentina-it was neccessary! then went to a little Antique market, headed over to a pretty store selling jewellry and began to browse through until Iz suddenly screams and throws down a necklace! I look over to see her holding a chain with one of the most offensive falic mages I´ve ever seen swinging freely from it-v funny. the store holder was pissing herself.

That evening we came back to the appartement and decided to eat in. NEVER AGAIN. we began to cook the chicken in our kitchen/livingroom/jake and I´s bedroom. within about ten minutes the frying pan handle had melted off leaving the chicken stranded on the hob with no way of removing it apart from accepting third degree burns! we finally manged to get it off due to my ingenuis skills with a tea towel and some flame control and sat down to eat, as I moved the sofa/my bed forward to create a chair a giant spider ran out and Murphy was left with three screaming girls cowering on the table and no other option but to attack the beast with his shoe! After much complaining and drama we finally ate& it wasnt long before Ol gallanty decided the best way to cheer us up was to play some novelty music and begin dancing...all very good but at some point Ol tied padlock to the front of his shorts, possibly part of the crazy routine, a sign of his new chastity, or just a way to hold up his shorts...nobody really knew unfortunately at that point there was a knock at the door& as the three of us leapt to the sofa whispering "you answer you answer" Ol had no choice but to get it, he courageously walked to the door& after much confusion about whether to open it or not he did-to see our neighbour standing there, they begun to have a conversation with him (their electricity was off and they wanted to see if ours was too) and Ol became quite friendly with the guy he even invited us over for a drink. It wasn't till his return that we all realised the charming chastity lock he had jokily tied to his crotch was still dangling there in full view of our new friend!!! Hilarious

Izzy and I began our Spanish course yesterday our teacher is crazy!!! we have private tutoring because we couldn't fit on the other course& she loves us, she calls us "my little bebeeees" and has given us her phone number to call "anytimes darleeeengs"! at one point yesterday when we got something right she leapt to the ground and began to kiss it, sqeauling, we wonder if she is all there and we've also discovered she doesn't realy speak english, but she's nice! last night there as a huge storm and so we didn't go out but after a few hand signals With our next dorr neighbours in between lightening strikes! they invited us in for a drink...we tried this traditonal argetinian herbal drink which was awesome and they played us some of their music! Izzy and I convinced them that Katie was quite a successful guitar player in England and so next week when they come for a bbq we promised them Katie will sing! CANNOT WAIT!

anyway, off to see Monica the crazy teacher now but will write soon. adios! xx